Monday, May 16, 2005

Days in camp...

What a difference a week makes.

They transferred me to Tanjong Gul for labour camp. Weather is fine except for several Cat 1's and bouts of cock ups. Food is palatable. It costs $7 per head. We eat only for mosqiutoes to suck us up in the forest. Nice. Animal chess.

I hate the transports. Wooden benches and heat from engine seeping up giving us free saunas. My butt bone rubs against the wood and the friction causes so much discomfort. I run so much I have a meatless butt. A meatless butt. Terence has so much hair. His Beijing sponsors gave him hair treatments. Will someone please give me some butt transplants? Extra suspensions would be nice. Nice.

Listen to Mozart's Sonata K.331. Sounds like days go by. I need sponsors.