Day No. 302: When life and love collide.

Of course you get Titanic. It doesn't last beacause it is an ocean full of people who tries to destroy it and the guy must freeze his butt off in the ocean until he becomes a human icicle. End of story. Morale of story? Hmm... 1. When falling in love, let it not be in the ocean. 2. Don't be an artist. I realize artists die really young. 3. Make sure ships are equipped with icebreakers before travelling to cold places! Humans don't learn, man!

If life is going to be this short for me, I'll make sure I eat all kinds of sausages before I go. Then I did try to love before. Risky Business. Russian Roulette. Craps. It's a gamble. The house always wins. Enough said. The island is building a casino. An island of love. Love of money. Yuck. Spit! Fine $150. Go to jail and do not pass GO. Do not collect $200. Then you proceed to roll for doubles. oh Crap!