Day No.317: Holding down the Shift Key for 8 Seconds.

How many times have I held the Shift Key for so long? I think I forgot. Did anyone bother to update the periodic table? Nah. People's just content with it. Pluto's the last planet in the damn galaxy. We live in so much comfort. Perhaps we should. Perhaps I'm holding the Shift key for too damn long. Perhaps we're all waiting for damn Christmas. For snow. No such luck. Santa don't exists kids. We're all dreaming. Or living. What is real?